Personal essays, funny listicles, plays, screenplays, sketch comedy.
Why I won't date magicians or self-published authors
Four years ago I went on a bad date and now it's a story in the LA Times.
13 Brides Who Totally Killed It in Black Wedding Dresses ...
I can write about fashion and sound like I know what I'm talking about!
A Food-Lover's Review of All the Eating Scenes in "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Here is what I think about the food situation in Fifty Shades of Grey. ...
I’m Cooking Every Recipe in Elizabeth Taylor’s Diet Cookbook
I hope I don’t die from all the aspartame....
Who Needs Flowers? These Ten Bouquets Are Beautiful Without ...
Getting married? Good-- let me mock you.
What to Think About When You’re Thinking About Walking Your Cat
I can write stupid cute pet listicles like nobody's business.
Some Costumes for Women That Are In No Real Way Slutty!
There are some words that should never be combined with “sexy.” “Clownfish,” for example. Yet the “Sexy Clownfish” costume is a hit at the Halloween superstore in my neighborhood. I’d like to meet the creative team that came up ......
13 Cats who are SO Ready for Friday
Yes, I DID write for a pet website. Thank you for asking.